We Interrupt Your Programming

I will be taking a brief hiatus as I finish up my requirements to become a certified Postpartum Doula. While I appear to lead a charmed life, I do have responsibilities as well. Sigh.

But in the meantime I had my palm read and this is what the psychic told me...

1. I will have 3 children, 2 planned, 1 whoops.
Twins, perhaps?

2. I have a very long life ahead of me.
Phew... that makes getting on planes so much easier!

3. I have been burned, make that torched, in my previous relationships
Wow did she ever get that one right!

4. My financial situation looks positive through the end of the year.
Yet she failed to inform me of my financial future after this point

5. There is someone who has feelings for me who is afraid to tell me.
OK, seriously, who is it?

6. I like to have a lot of control and I cannot handle it when other people have more control than me.
Yup, she got that one right.

7. I am a very jealous person.
Jealous, me?!

8. There are a lot of paperwork and forms surrounding me.
That would be the Doula certification I have been neglecting.

Well there you have it, straight from the all-knowing Psychic Sofia. With that, I better get back to my business applications, certification forms, and essay writing. At least according to my life line, I know I'll come out the other end alive, perhaps with three kids and a secret admirer, but alive nonetheless.